maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
twerktastic:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

at first I read asian instead of again
beautiful-disaster-777:


Best. Post. Ever.
crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

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