newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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sassysinglelady:

anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

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pemsylvania:

EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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frosthoody-archive:

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"Oh Elsa, I’m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your sister by coming in anyway!"

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sleepysheepie:

cismouse:

killcode102:

cismouse:

GUYS

THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE THE ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT DOWN

AND REPLACE IT WITH THE BULLSHIT ENDANGERED SPECIES MANAGEMENT SELF-DETERMINATION ACT

THAT ALLOWS STATES TO DECIDE  IF THEY EVEN WANT TO ABIDE BY LAWS PROTECTING SPECIES AT ALL

AND DELISTS SPECIES AFTER ONLY FIVE YEARS

DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN CARE

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better question; how do we stop this?

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monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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