Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y
can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream
THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR.
IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER
my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen
I think you just won.
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
MY MOM BOUGHT ME TURKISH DELIGHTS I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT EDMUND BETRAYED HIS FAMILY FOR
wtf they taste like shit what drugs were you on edmund were they really worth it
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
yeah thats right, all you need is me