thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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englishmajorhumor:

This is like the 2014 version of Mr. Popper’s Penguins. Soon, he’ll get lonely, they’ll have to get him a friend, they’ll have too many babies, and then the whole house will have to become one giant ice box to meet their arctic needs.
"Why is a porn blog following me"Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)

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Song Name: Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
Artist: Florence + the Machine
Album:
Play Count: 702,349

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cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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anusking:

a shrine to our god
penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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