the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out